Rose With Coffee

lifeonvega:

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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Make it happen, Disney!

feministbadwolf:

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

*obnoxious adult voice*

Aren’t you a bit young to say you want to smash the patriarchy, trash tradition and rebel against the system?

*Phineas’ voice*

Yes. Yes I am.

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

raggedyanndy:

thispleasesmorbo:

spellboundsama:

THAT IS GORGEOUS

heterochromia is one of the coolest aesthetics the human body can muster

a very groovy mutation

eleventhsend:

nintendogamechoi:

partythighs:

nintendogamechoi:

hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????

***things white people say***

***im not a white person***

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lolsofunny:

 

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing